Wait

WAIT A SECOND WAS I SUPPOSED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY KIDS IN THEIR FIRST DAY OF PRESCHOOL CLOTHES??

Wait but they both dressed themselves and picked their ugliest clothes (as usual) and looked like idiots.

Wait but I still should have taken a picture of their excited little faces.

Wait I just found one. Somebody else took it.

It's me and Jonah (obviously).

Oh and I did manage to snap this one of Andy and his new friends:

So, yes. Totally took care of that one.

Ah, memories. Glad we captured this special day in photos.

A message from a less than ideal mother

You know those mothers you hear about in tributes who do so much for their families and never complain?

Who are these women? I am not one of them.

LAST NIGHT BOTH MY KIDS WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT (four hours apart) SOAKED BECAUSE THEIR PULL UPS LEAKED. I CHANGED SHEETS AND PAJAMAS AND GOT KIDS RE-SETTLED TWICE WHILE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ASLEEP.

So. There's a complaint.

A thing Andy just said to me

"I'm so proud of you ate all your dinner!"

It's great to have my talents recognized!

Jonah watching me dance

Dance!
No, not like that! DANCE!
No! Dance like someone on a stage.
.... You're not a ...
Are you a good dancer? Or not a very good dancer?

(I think we all know the answer to that one.)