Potential reasons I keep losing at Nertz

1. I have a huge paper cut on my thumb.
2. Seth cheats.
3. I'm slow.
4. My cards are too thin.
5. Seth is a cheater.
6. I'm tired.
7. I'm unlucky.
8. I deal wrong.
9. I'm not aggressive enough.
10. Seth is the biggest cheater ever.

Me, in happier times, doing something weird with my pinky.