Thursday, July 9, 2015

A message from a less than ideal mother

You know those mothers you hear about in tributes who do so much for their families and never complain?

Who are these women? I am not one of them.

LAST NIGHT BOTH MY KIDS WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT (four hours apart) SOAKED BECAUSE THEIR PULL UPS LEAKED. I CHANGED SHEETS AND PAJAMAS AND GOT KIDS RE-SETTLED TWICE WHILE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ASLEEP.

So. There's a complaint.